God, why couldn’t it have been just like Sonic the Hedgehog? Then again, there are times when I don’t want to be surprised, as is the case with High Seas Havoc. Ironically, the whole goal of these “Off-Brand” articles is to potentially discover games that rise above those initial assumptions. When something looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, you’re gonna be pretty miffed when it turns out to be a kangaroo. I could say something here about assumptions and how people who “assume” make an “ass” out of “u” and “me,” but let’s be real. All you wanna do is get out of that place as fast as you can, find a Taco Bell or a Wendy’s, and cram your gullet with about a billion thingies off the dollar menu.Ĭonsider a video game example - who thought Brütal Legend would be an RTS? No, we wanted a heavy metal-themed hack-and-slash with hilarious Jack Black one-liners interspersed throughout. Have you ever gone to a fitness club on the promise of a free two-week membership only to be given the ol’ bait-and-switch? You have to sign up for at least a month in order to get those free weeks, or you have to sit through some inane marketing presentation.
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